Billy The Humanoid Goat - Book 1

Chapter 1

Once upon a time, there was a humanoid goat named Billy. One day Billy decided to go to his Grandma's house and ask for octopus pie. Billy got on his motorcycle and rode to his Grandma's house.

Billy hopped off his motorcycle and walked up to his Grandma's door. Billy knocked on the door with his goat-like hands. Billy's Grandma opened the door.

Billy asked "Can you make me octopus pie". His Grandma replied, "Why sure, come in, come in." Billy walked inside. Then Billy asked his Grandma, "After you make octopus pie, can you give me a copy of the recipe?" His Grandma replied, "Why sure!"

Grandma mumbled to herself, “Oh, where did I put the recipe, I haven’t made it in years.” Billy asked "How many years Grandma?”. Grandma said, "Oh nothing."

Grandma walked up to a really old-looking cabinet. Grandma opened the cabinet. In the cabinet she pulled out the octopus pie recipe. "Ah, here it is!", Grandma said.

"Hey Billy, do you want me to talk you through it?". "Through what Grandma?", Billy asked. "The recipe silly!" Grandma said. "Okay Grandma, I would like that." Billy said. 

Chapter 2

Billy and Grandma took out all the cooking supplies. "Okay Billy, now the first ingredient, octopus.", Grandma instructed. Billy put into the boiling pot of water a three day old octopus. "Now Billy, pour in the melted butter." Billy poured in the melted butter.

"Now Billy, please take the nails off the table and put it into the pot.", Grandma said. Billy grabbed the nails off the table and put it into the mix. "Good, very good, Billy.", Grandma said.

"And now, the final ingredient Billy.", Grandma announced. Grandma made a pretend drumroll. "Salt!!", she yelled. Then Billy poured in the salt. "Now all we have to do is put it in the oven, and let it bake for one hour." Grandma said.

One hour passed. "Grandma, it's all done.", Billy said. "That's right!", Grandma said. So Billy and Grandma took the octopus pie out of the oven. "Man, it smells delicious.", Billy said. "When it was baking, I copied the recipe for you." Grandma said.

Billy and his Grandma ate some of the pie, and it was delicious.

Chapter 3

Billy said “Thanks!” to his Grandma, got on his motorcycle, and drove home. On the way home Billy thought, “That was fun baking with Grandma”. After a while, he arrived at his house. Billy took off his motorcycle helmet and went inside.

Billy washed his face, went to the bathroom, and went to bed.

The end.